Pic Of The Night…2 Winners

Email Of The Day: Why I Voted Democrat…

(Pics added by the B.S. Report)

I voted Democrat, because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat, because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat, because
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing, because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat, because
I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat, because
I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat, because
I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.

I voted Democrat, because
My head is so firmly planted up my rear that it is unlikely that I’ll ever
have another point of view.

Man Dressed In Animal Skin Shot Dead During Hunt

From the UK Telegraph  (Pics added by B.S. Report)

By Paul Anast in Athens

Nemea - A Greek man dressed in animal hide was mistakenly shot dead while out hunting wild boar for a Christmas dinner. Police said members of a shooting party made up of families opened fire when Christos Constantinou, 49, moved through the undergrowth.

They are thought to have been confused by the fact the victim was disguised in dark goat skins, which are used to camouflage and to mislead their prey. The groups had fanned out in pairs of two to track down an animal for the traditional festive dinner when the accident happened. Police in the northern Greek town of Nemea, Chalkidiki, said Mr Constantinou was pronounced dead upon arrival at hospital.

Two unidentified men, aged 25 and 28, were detained and were being questioned.

"Oh my goodness, a wild boar! Shoot him! Shoot him!"

Priest: “My Advice To The Poor Is To Shoplift”

From the UK Daily Mail  (Bottom pic added by B.S. Report)

Father Tim Jones is a mixed-up priest...

UK – A clergyman has been criticised as ‘highly irresponsible’ after advising his congregation to shoplift following his Nativity sermon. Father Tim Jones, 41, broke off from his traditional annual sermon yesterday to tell his flock that stealing from large chains is sometimes the best option for vulnerable people.

It is far better for people desperate during the recession to shoplift than turn to ‘prostitution, mugging or burglary’, he said. The married father-of-two insisted his unusual advice did not break the Bible commandment ‘Thou shalt not steal’ – because God’s love for the poor outweighs his love for the rich.  (Read more.)

B.S. Report–This is the advice given by a priest?  You would think that a serious clergyman would recommend that his flock help those who are downtrodden and struggling by organizing food drives and private community outreach programs through the churches.

Instead, this yokel recommends that you rip off evil big business instead.  That just shows that he knows as little about the laws of economics as he does about the Bible that he supposedly holds dear.  He’s another fool who’s waging a war against capitalism.  He believes that it’s all right to steal–as long as you’re stealing from the taxpayers as a whole.  This is the morality he’s learned and is teaching to his followers?  There are many people who twist the Bible’s teachings until its message is unrecognizable.  We see the radical politicians doing that very same thing here at home with our Constitution.

Show us that passage where it says it's okay to steal--as long as you steal from a national business...

Quote Of The Day: Thomas Paine

“Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.”

– Thomas Paine, Common Sense, 1776

Video: Unconstitutional Government; Snooping

Senator Max Baucus Drunk / Intoxicated on Senate Floor – Shouts Down Wicker

Pic Of The Day: Norman Rockwell Redneck Christmas Dinner

Flight Passengers Foil Christmas Day Terrorism Attempt

By JIM IRWIN

ROMULUS, Mich. (AP) – An attempted terrorist attack on a Christmas Day flight began with a pop and a puff of smoke – sending passengers scrambling to subdue a Nigerian man who claimed to be acting on orders from al-Qaida to blow up the airliner, officials and travelers said.

The commotion began as Northwest Airlines Flight 253, carrying 278 passengers and 11 crew members from Amsterdam, prepared to land in Detroit just before noon Friday. Travelers said they smelled smoke, saw a glow, and heard what sounded like firecrackers. At least one person climbed over others and jumped on the man, who officials say was trying to ignite an explosive device.   (Read more.)

Merry Christmas!!