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Man Steals Bottle Of Schnapps, Hides In Police Station

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

From MSNBC  (Pics added by B.S. Report)

(AP)–RIVERTON, Wyo. – Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn’t have the best escape route planned.

Riverton police say the 26-year-old ran out of the store after grabbing the bottle of booze and a package of cough drops Wednesday and hid in a nearby building, which happened to be the police station.

Police say the man then ran out of the police station, but not before a dispatcher had spied him on the station’s surveillance camera and alerted officers.  (Read more.)

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Is Jack Nicholson For The Birds? Star Considering A “Sky Burial”

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

From Contactmusic.com

JACK NICHOLSON PLANS SKY BURIAL

Jack Nicholson, 72, has been thinking about his funeral and is considering a number of different burials, including a sky burial.

Jack Nicholson is considering being picked to death by vultures when he dies.

The 72-year-old actor has become fascinated with the traditional sky burials carried out by some Native Americans which involve the deceased’s body being hung from a tree or wooden scaffold and being left for scavengers.  (Read more.)

B.S. Report–The poor birds will probably be poisoned if they eat Nicholson…

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Father Accused Of Waterboarding Daughter; She Wouldn’t Say ABCs

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From Fox News  (Pic added by B.S. Report)

A U.S. soldier has been accused of holding his 4-year-old daughter’s head underwater because she would not recite her ABCs.

Joshua Tabor, 27, of Yelm, Wash., allegedly beat the child before holding her head under water Sunday night in the family’s kitchen sink, The News Tribune reported.

Tabor reportedly told a police officer that he and his girlfriend “held her down on the counter and submerged her head into the water three or four times until the water came around her forehead and jawline,” according to the newspaper.  (Read more.)

B.S. Report–The soldier is obviously unstable…but what about the girlfriend?  What kind of woman would help hold a child under water? This is how I remember being taught my ABCs…

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Email Afternoon Chuckle…Little Johnny

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Little Johnny Is At It Again!

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman.. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.

Little Johnny asked, ” Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”



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Man Has Been To Jail 97 Times In 29 Years

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From Al.com (Alabama)  (Bottom pic added by B.S. Report)

By Jillian Kramer

Just his mugshots are like his own personal scrapbook...

MOBILE, Ala. – “You’ve been to jail 97 times?” the reporter inquired on a recent morning.

“Oh, probably more than that, ma’am,” replied the man on the other end of the line, William Bradley Bankston.

In fact, the 47-year-old has been booked into Mobile County Metro Jail on freshly filed charges more times than anyone else in the modern era of record-keeping there.

He’s passed through the Canal Street jail on at least 97 occasions in 29 years. At least three-quarters if those bookings followed drinking bouts and public displays of drunkenness, records reflect.  (Read more.)

He probably has his own parking space...

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Columnist Of The Day: Dennis Prager; Frank Rich And The State Of Liberal Commentary

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

From Townhall.com  (Pics added by B.S. Report)


If one had to read one columnist to appreciate the state of contemporary left-wing commentary, my nomination would be Frank Rich of the Sunday New York Times.

No well-known leftist columnist better exemplifies the worst aspects of today’s left. Virtually every piece is filled with anger, filled with ad hominem responses to arguments, filled with insults of opponents and at the same time devoid of intellectual arguments. A Frank Rich column is essentially a weekly tantrum meant to make his readers nod in agreement and reinforce their contempt for those who differ with them.  (Read more.)

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Obama Advisor Says Criticizing President’s Counterterrorism Policy Serves The Goals Of Al-Qaeda

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

From ABCNews.com  (Pics added by B.S. Report)

In an oped in USA Today, John Brennan — Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism — responds to critics of the Obama administration’s counterterrorism policies by saying “Politically motivated criticism and unfounded fear-mongering only serve the goals of al-Qaeda.”

Brennan writes that, “Terrorists are not 100-feet tall. Nor do they deserve the abject fear they seek to instill.”

Obama Homeland Security Advisor John Brennan

In the oped, titled “‘We need no lectures’: Administration disrupts terrorists’ plots, takes fight to them abroad,” Brennan writes that politics “should never get in the way of national security. But too many in Washington are now misrepresenting the facts to score political points, instead of coming together to keep us safe.”  (Read more.)

B.S. Report–Criticizing the President’s handling of certain matters is not the same as serving the goals of al-Qaeda.  I seem to remember that a certain President named George W. Bush received just a tad of criticism for his national security policies during his administration.

But what made that criticism different  and unusual was the fact that supposedly American news outlets like the New York Times would actually print certain “secret” aspects of our national security operations right on the front page of their newspaper.  But that undermining of our security was defended as proper journalism by many of the Bush haters.

To the media, this President is beyond criticism...

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Video: John Stossel; Crony Capitalism Part 5

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Global Warming African Food Shortage Is Bogus

February 9, 2010 · 1 Comment

FoxNews.com  (Pics added by B.S. Report)

The U.N.’s controversial climate report is coming under fire — again — this time by one of its own scientists, who admits he can’t find any evidence to support a warning about a climate-caused North African food shortage.

The statement comes from a key 2007 report to the U.N., and asserts that by 2020 yields from rain-fed agriculture could be reduced by up to 50% in some African countries thanks to climate change.

But this weekend, a key author of the team behind that report told The Sunday Times that he could find no evidence to support his own group’s claim. The revelation follows the retraction by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) of a claim that the Himalayan glaciers might all melt by 2035, dubbed ‘Glaciergate’ by commentators.  (Read more.)

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Quote Of The Day: Edmund Burke

February 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedience, and by parts.

–Edmund Burke, (1729-1797) Irish-born British statesman, parliamentary orator, and political thinker

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