From Metro.co.uk (Pic added by B.S. Report)
By TOM PHILLIPS
A husband in China has left his wife after she forced him to eat cake for every meal.
Cheng Yu said he was happy with the sugary treats at first but now just mentioning the word cake made him ill. ‘Egg cake, fruit cake, chocolate cake. I felt like a bakery dustbin,’ he said.
The 31-year-old from Beijing has threatened to divorce Tian Mae, 27, if she doesn’t stop baking.
"Here honey, dinner is served!".... "I think I may have to kill her"...
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MUMBAI (AFP) — An Indian woman successfully divorced her husband after he refused to allow her to watch television soap operas, a report said Tuesday.
This is unbearable--I must be able to watch my soap operas...
The Daily News and Analysis newspaper said the situation led to daily arguments between the couple from Pune, southeast of Mumbai, and she filed for divorce.
Television soap operas, with their high melodrama, dramatic close-ups and music, have a huge following in India, particularly among housewives or women who work as domestic helps.
Granting her application, a family court judge said the husband had been picking arguments with his wife for more than four years “on the ground that she was seeing Hindi serials on TV channels”.
It added: “The respondent (husband) was not allowing the petitioner (wife) to see programmes on TV as per her choice”.
The divorce ruling was given in August, but details had only recently emerged when the ex-husband applied to the high court to overturn the decision, which also gave the woman custody of the couple’s six-year-old child.
His lawyers argued in court on Monday that the woman’s claims of cruel treatment against her were false and were part of the normal “wear and tear” of married life, the newspaper said.
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(AP)–Authorities in Colorado say a homeowner who was selling his house returned to the property to find a 24-year-old squatter wearing only underwear. Police in Golden say the homeowner found someone’s car in the garage of the home when he arrived Nov. 9. They say the unidentified homeowner then discovered Timothy P. Gonzales in the house, where he had been showering, doing laundry and putting food in the fridge.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
Police say they also found materials used to make methamphetamine on a work bench in the garage. Gonzales is being held on $50,000 bond. He faces counts of suspicion of burglary, menacing, possession of burglary tools, possession of a controlled substance and resisting arrest. It was not immediately clear whether he had a lawyer.
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.”
The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?” responded the priest.
“Hell! I’m telling everybody!”
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Anthony Carrazco is an energetic, but not overly bright salesman...
(AP)–A 19-year-old Brownsville man is jailed on a drug charge after he allegedly went door-to-door trying to sell marijuana. A Brownsville police spokesman says Anthony Carrazco’s alleged scheme went awry when he knocked on a police officer’s apartment door.
Spokesman Jimmy Manrrique says the episode happened Thursday downtown near the University of Texas-Texas Southmost College campus. He says Carrazco appeared to be intoxicated and allegedly had three ounces of marijuana with him that he tried to sell door-to-door.
Finally, Carrazco knocked on the off-duty police officer’s door. The officer “said he would be right back and went to get his badge and handcuffs.” Manrrique says the officer, whose identity was withheld, also found a handgun hidden on the man. Carrazco remains in a Cameron County jail with bonds totaling $10,000. No attorney was listed in his booking record.
"Hi, I'm Anthony, your local marijuana salesman. Today I'm featuring some excellent Hawaiian buds, and remember, my company stands behind our product 100%!"
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(AP)–Police have arrested a man after he allegedly stole a pencil from a Bellingham store even though he was carrying $600 in cash. The man, 44, was booked into the Whatcom County Jail after police learned he had an outstanding warrant from Everett. Officers questioned the man about why he stole the mechanical pencil, worth $5.99, when he had enough money to pay for it. Police said the suspect just responded: “I don’t know, being stupid I guess.”
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By Viola Gienger (Pics added by B.S. Report)
Carl Levin--there's no money for defense but there's unlimited funds for Obama's horrible agenda...
(Bloomberg) — Carl Levin, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, said higher-income Americans should be taxed to pay for additional troops sent to Afghanistan and that NATO should provide half of the new soldiers.
An “additional income tax to the upper brackets, folks earning more than $200,000 or $250,000,” could fund more troops, Levin, a Michigan Democrat, said in an interview for Bloomberg Television’s “Political Capital With Al Hunt,” airing this weekend. White House Budget Director Peter Orszag has estimated that each additional soldier in Afghanistan could cost $1 million, for a total that could reach $40 billion if 40,000 more troops are added. (Read more.)
B.S. Report–This is absolutely outrageous…how much more money do these imbeciles think they can take out of the private sector and still have any economic growth or a viable economy? We’re already in a deep recession, employment is tanking, and where does Levin think new jobs are going to come from?
Go ahead and keep milking the most productive members of our society as if there’s no end to the amount of money you can take away from them. The Obama Administration and his out-of-control Congress has spent trillions of dollars on disastrous programs like the “stimulus” fraud and all sorts of economic bailouts. There was no money available for any of that–nor is there Constitutional authority for it.
Now we’re talking about raising a tax over a $40 billion troop increase? That’s chump change…that’s 10-20 night-on-the-towns for Barack and his lovely Michelle. Yet, they propose to draw the line on spending when it comes to defense and our national security. These people are maniacs.
ANNOY CONGRESS
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SPARTANBURG, S.C. (AP)–Call it udder shock. A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool. WSPA-TV reports that the cow fell into Kathy Wydareny’s covered pool on Monday night. The Anderson resident says the cow belonged to her neighbor. Wydareny was startled by a “giant whoosh” and took a flashlight out to investigate.
She called 911 after spotting the cow. It took five men from the county rescue team to free the cow using a sling. Wydareny believes the cow got loose and just kept walking, thinking the pool cover was solid ground. The cow is doing well. Wydareny hopes her homeowner’s insurance will cover the damage to her pool.
"Okay, that was good--now let's see your 2 1/2 from the pike position!"
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