New Job Opportunity!

Chuck E. Cheese is starting to resemble this famous club.  Due to the recent rash of violence, Bouncers are desperately needed for immediate employment.  Inquire at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in your area for consideration.  This is not part of the Obama Stimulus package–this is a real job!  However, like most real jobs you can be fired.  Applicants must be proficient with weapons and have a working knowledge of several different martial arts disciplines.  Preference given to present or former UFC champions.

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