Animal Porn All The Rage Among Zoo Patrons


Zoorotica Program At Binder Park Zoo

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine’s Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

“We’re going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce,” said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.

It’s a Valentine’s Day date that’s sure to ruffle some feathers.

Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals.

The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before.

But you said you were just going to spoon with me...

But you said you were just going to spoon with me...

B.S. Report–You mean, for $50, I get to see hot animal sex like this?  Wow! Sign me up–NOT!  Yes, I know there can be an educational argument made for this but count me out.  I’ll just watch the zoo animals from the front of the cage.  That’s dangerous enough, especially if you’ve ever had some angry monkeys wing their feces at you.

Personally, I’m not all that into people porn so why would I want to watch animal porn?  It’s Valentine’s Day for crying out loud! Where’s the romance?  Some things are better left to the imagination.  Hey, that was pretty hot, got a cigarette?

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