Monthly Archives: December 2009

Woman Calls 911; Husband Won’t Eat His Dinner

KERRVILLE, Texas (AP) – Prosecutors will review the case of a woman authorities claim has called 911 30 times over six months for non-emergency reasons, including a call to complain that her husband refused to eat his dinner. Last Friday, the woman allegedly made a pair of calls to 911, including a hang-up and another where a woman was heard screaming.

Police were dispatched to the residence and officer Paul Gonzales said police were told by her that “her husband did not want to eat his supper.” A police report said the 53-year-old woman was also yelling “about things that happened two weeks ago.”

The woman now faces charges of 911 abuse.

Lawyer Bites Off Man’s Nose In Fight Over Bathroom Stall

From the New York Daily News

BY Neil Nagraj

Greg Herbers says in a suit that because of the bite, he will have to undergo reconstructive surgery - and maybe even wear a prosthetic nose.

Memphis, Tennessee -A lawyer got his nose bent out of shape during an altercation over an occupied bathroom stall — and retaliated by chomping off part of a man’s schnoz.

Mark Lambert admitted during an interview with WMC-TV to biting off a portion of Greg Herbers’ nose. The bite occurred during a fracas at Memphis-area hot spot Dish. Herbers is now reportedly suing Lambert, claiming he needs plastic surgery and might have to wear a prosthetic nose.  He also claims Lambert swallowed what he bit off. Lambert told WCM-TV that he did take a bite out of Herbers — but maintains he spit out the flesh.  (Read more.)

His nose looks just like the tin man's nose...

Left To Die: Off-Duty EMTs Refused To Help Dying Woman–They Were On Break…

(CBS) New York– In Brooklyn the FDNY is investigating two emergency medical technicians for allegedly not rendering aid to a woman who ended up dying. Witnesses said the two EMTs didn’t help because they were off duty.

Dead is 25-year-old Eutisha Rennix, who was six months pregnant. She was a cashier at a bakery in downtown Brooklyn, near the fire department’s headquarters. The victim’s family said Eutisha Rennix suffered shortness of breath and collapsed with two off-duty EMTs in the store buying breakfast. “After she collapsed they asked for help. They were told, call it in … because they were on a break. They got their bagels and coffee and left.” A source close to the investigation said the two EMTs were Jason Green and Melissa Jackson, who are dispatchers but were trained as EMTs.  (Read more.)

"Sorry, lady. Phone it in--we're on our lunch break."

Tonight’s Music Selection…Bing Crosby And David Bowie

Suicide Bomber Armed With…Sausages

From the UK Telegraph  (Pic added by B.S. Report)

By the Foreign Office

Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages.

China - Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages. Police believed that the straps and bulky items around Sing He’s waist were dynamite and detonators. Mr He, 23, threatened to blow up a restaurant and its customers in Benxi, northern China, unless the staff handed over the contents of the till.

But a specialist bomb unit called to the scene quickly determined that the device was assembled with pork products. “When we saw what he had round his waist we couldn’t help laughing.  (Read more.)

Tasty weaponry...Sausages: the choice of the "modern" terrorist...

Hospital Misdiagnosis Of HIV Nearly Destroyed A Woman’s Life And Her Marriage

From the New York Post  (Pic added by B.S. Report)

SUING: Gabriel Lezcano and Maria Osorio say their marriage was ruined after she was misdiagnosed with HIV. (Photo: Angel Chevrestt)

New York – A city hospital nearly destroyed a New Jersey woman’s life and wrecked her marriage after misdiagnosing her with terminal HIV, hepatitis and herpes, according to a bombshell lawsuit. Maria Osorio, 54, of Passaic, said she saw an ad on TV offering a $15 mammogram at Harlem Hospital and decided to take advantage of the screening. When a nurse offered her a free instant cheek swab and blood test, too, she accepted.

That’s when she was told she had HIV. The shocked Osorio immediately turned on her husband of 37 years, Gabriel Lezcano, 60, who works as a janitor in New Jersey. He kept denying that he was with anyone. But almost three weeks later, the hospital called to say she was perfectly healthy.  (Read more.)

B.S. Report–No one knows how any individual will handle an awful situation like this…That being said, the husband here is a victim as well.  His wife accused him of infidelity when it wasn’t true and proceeded to destroy their long marriage.  Whether or not it was a good marriage is debatable but it definitely was damaged–possibly beyond repair.

This could end up being a very large settlement for these two.  You can already see them angling that way in their statements.  I’m not sure I buy all of it, but than again, they weren’t responsible for the misdiagnosis.


Spy Plane Can Pick Up Conversations

(Pic added by B.S. Report)

By Tony Capaccio

Dec. 21 (Bloomberg) – The Air Force as soon as Christmas Day will deliver to Afghanistan the first of 24 new Hawker Beechcraft Corp. planes modified by L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. to support ground troops with video, still images and eavesdropping.

The four-man, twin-propeller plane “should arrive on or shortly after Dec. 25th,” about one month ahead of schedule, Lieutenant General David Deptula, who oversees Air Force intelligence and reconnaissance, said in an e-mail today.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates ordered the service in April 2008 to dramatically increase the number of manned and unmanned aircraft providing intelligence to ground troops. The planes will help support the 30,000 additional troops President Barack Obama ordered to Afghanistan. Six of the new spy planes already are flying missions in Iraq.  (Read more.)

Our enemies can't do that to us because we have the "Cone-Of-Silence."

Osama Bin Laden Came Within Minutes Of Killing Bill Clinton

From the UK Telegraph  (Pic added by B.S. Report)

By Tom Leonard in New York

Former President Bill Clinton came within minutes of being assassinated in the Philippines by terrorists controlled by Osama bin Laden, a new book has revealed. The US leader was saved shortly before his car was due to drive over a bridge in Manila where a bomb had been planted.

He was scheduled to visit a local politician, his route taking him across a bridge in central Manila. But as the presidential motorcade was about to set off, secret service officers received a “crackly message in one earpiece” saying intelligence agents had picked up a message suggesting an attack was imminent. The transmission used the words “bridge” and “wedding” – a terrorists code word for assassination. The motorcade was quickly re-routed and American agents later discovered a bomb had been planted under the bridge.  (Read more.)

Luckily, the Secret Service wasn't caught with their pants down...

“Balloon” Family Gets $42,000 Bill

From TMZ

The two morons behind that terrible “Balloon Boy” stunt are finally going to have to pay the price for all of their dumbassery — a cool $42,000.

'Balloon' Fam Gets $42,000 Bill

The Larimer County District Attorney’s office claims it sent the bill to Richard and Mayumi Heene — demanding the couple pay restitution to the agencies which took part in the rescue attempt when they thought 6-year-old Falcon Heene had gone airborne in a massive Jiffy Pop-style hot air balloon.

According to the Denver Post, the DA claims the Heene’s $42k will go towards the police, the national guard and the Federal Aviation Administration — who all played a role on October 15.

A lawyer for the Heenes claims they won’t pay a cent until they see receipts and records — we’re pretty sure there’s no shortage of TV footage.

Man Fingered In Strange Crime

From the Boston Herald  (Pic added by B.S. Report)

PRESCOTT, Ariz. – An Arizona man is due in court to face charges that he forced his girlfriend to let him cut off her finger with a sword to earn his trust.

Cops said Ronald Gene Olivier, 48, threatened to kill his 43-year-old girlfriend if she didn’t cooperate in the weird ritual Dec. 12. They said Olivier placed her hand on a table and sliced off a portion of her left pinky finger. She ran to a neighbor’s house afterward. Olivier is charged with kidnapping, domestic violence, aggravated assault and resisting arrest.

She may not be able to pull a "Dr. Evil" with that pinky...