He’s Already Worn Out! New President Is “Overwhelmed”

This is what the Obama's should be doing--teaching school.

On a tough day, Obama escapes for awhile

WASHINGTON (AP) – On the rockiest day of his young administration, President Barack Obama did what surely made him happy for a while.

He left.  (He didn’t actually leave, that is, he didn’t resign office.)

With little notice, the president and first lady Michelle Obama bolted the gated compound of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in their tank of a limousine on Tuesday. They ended up at a Washington public school, greeted by children who could not care less about the collapse of a Cabinet secretary nomination.  (They also could not care less that their president doesn’t have a clue about what he’s doing.)

“We were just tired of being in the White House,” the president candidly told the gleeful second-graders at Capital City Public Charter School.  (Funny, that’s the only place you wanted to be for two whole years!  Be careful what you wish for!)

“We got out! They let us out!” Mrs. Obama said as the kids and their teachers laughed. (Let you out?  Be serious!  All Americans will soon be dreaming of the day you’re out!)

The White House said the Obamas’ trip had been planned, just not publicly announced.

This Is The Person We Trusted With The “Stimulus” Bill–Are We Insane?

Nancy Pelosi Raises Stupidity To New Heights

We Put This Knucklehead In Charge; We Deserve What We Get!!

World Silicone Shortage Blamed On……..Sheyla Hershey Of Houston!

Nice!  Do you rent yourself out as a trampoline?

Woman’s 38KKK Breasts Make Her World’s Biggest Boob!

Last April, following her 8th breast “enhancement,” Sheyla Hershey looked at her “golden globes” which now measured a staggering  FFF status and somehow felt somewhat disheartened–this, despite having over a gallon of silicone inflating her blimp-like balloons.  But she could only see pancakes.

Unfortunately, the poor Houston girl wanted to go larger but the state of Texas wouldn’t allow it…she had used up her silicone allotment–and probably that of many cities as well.  But, Ms. Hershey had a dream, a freakish dream, but a dream nonetheless.  She wanted the world’s biggest boobs, and when you’re sitting on the precipice of history you let nothing stand in your way.

No boob herself this Ms. Hershey–she did her homework (not enough of it in “real” school obviously), but she found out that Brazil had no similar qualms as Texas regarding silicone restrictions, and her dream was reborn.

She was able to get breast enhancement #9 to reach the pinnacle of boob stardom–her 38KKK’s (will the NAACP allow that KKK moniker?) has landed her in the record books.  I can hear the Guinness people calling her now.  “Hey, Ms. Hershey, you have won the title of World’s Biggest Boob, 2009!

Ms. Hershey says she is a "model/actress"--silicone is her meal ticket.

WOW, WHAT A PAIR!!

Just what does she do now that she has the world’s biggest melons?  Why, trot ’em out, of course.  Show those puppies off–for pay that is.  In certain quarters, people may actually pay big money to glance at her scientifically enhanced spheres.

While the article doesn’t say she’s a stripper, what else could she do? Secretary?  Doubt it-she would be sitting too far away to reach the keyboard.  She’s a model/actress but I haven’t seen her in any movies, have you?  Then again, I don’t watch the kind of movies she’s likely to be in.

Passengers Revolt As Drunk Pilot Sparks Panic!

“It Took Him Three Attempts To Say, ‘Duration of Flight'”

It is normally a moment of cheery reassurance when an airline pilot greets passengers during preparations for take-off. But Alexander Cheplevsky sparked panic on flight Aeroflot 315 when he began to speak.

His slurred and garbled comments ahead of a flight from Moscow to New York convinced passengers that he was drunk. When he apparently switched from Russian into unintelligible English, fear turned to revolt.

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Flight attendants initially ignored passengers’ complaints and threatened to expel them from the Boeing 767 jet unless they stopped “making trouble”. As the rebellion spread, Aeroflot representatives boarded the aircraft to try to calm down the 300 passengers.

One sought to reassure them by announcing that it was “not such a big deal” if the pilot was drunk because the aircraft practically flew itself.  (More.)

B.S. Report– “It’s not such a big deal…the plane practically flies itself.”  When the flight staff tells you that, it’s time to start the riot!  And the fact that there were 3 other pilots on board doesn’t necessarily reassure me…maybe they were at the same party.

We at the B.S. Report caught a break with this story.  We actually have security camera video footage of the drunken pilot before this flight.  I think it’s safe to say he shouldn’t have been flying.  You’ve got to see this for yourself…

Red Bull ‘may have triggered heart condition that killed student’

I could easily see myself dropping dead from those "energy" drinks.

Student Dies on Nightclub Dance Floor; May Have Been Triggered By Red Bull

Chloe Leach, 21, had drank around four cans of the energy drink and several VKs – a vodka based drink which also contains caffeine – when she suddenly fell to the floor in the Sugarmill club in Hull, East Yorks., on September 30 last year.

Miss Leach, a third-year social work student, of Cottingham, East Yorks., died at the scene despite efforts from staff and paramedics to revive her.

A doctor told the inquest into her death on Monday that it may have been caused by the caffeine triggering a rare heart condition.

It was thought initially that her drink had been spiked but the theory was rebutted by a medical expert at the hearing.  (more.)

B.S. Report–Are you a regular drinker of these so-called “energy” drinks?  I am not but I’ve tried a few of them over the years.  In my case, I had a Rock Star, and I could have easily seen myself joining this poor girl in the hereafter.  I felt like my heart was going to jump out of my chest–much different feeling for me than coffee.  Though I didn’t have the same feeling with Red Bull, so maybe they aren’t all the same.

“Psst, Hey Kid, You Wouldn’t Happen To Have Any Smack On You, Would You? Wow, Great!”

Teacher Finds Second Graders In Possession Of Heroin

Philadelphia (CBS3)–Five second grade boys from a school in South Philadelphia were taken to the hospital Tuesday after a teacher found them to be in possession of heroin in gym class.

Authorities say a physical education teacher at McDaniel Elementary School at 1901 S. 23 Street noticed the children in his class handling small packets containing an unknown substance.

The teacher confiscated the packets and police were notified.

The School District says the packages contained heroin.

B.S. Report–One of those kids is going to be soooo grounded when mommy or daddy (likely) gets out of jail.  Which one of the people at the School District got to keep the heroin?

Md. college removes professor accused of genocide

Rwandan Professor Suspended With Pay

BALTIMORE (AP) — A Rwandan professor has been suspended with pay from teaching French at Goucher College while officials there investigate claims that he was involved in the 1994 genocide in his home country.

As college professors go, this is what's known as a "moderate."

College President Sanford Ungar told faculty and students in an e-mail Saturday that Professor Leopold Munyakazi, 59, was removed from teaching after officials learned he had been indicted in 2006 on genocide charges in Rwanda.

More than a half-million Tutsis and moderate Hutus were killed in 1994 after the then-president’s plane was shot down as he returned from negotiating with Tutsi rebels.

Munyakazi, a Hutu, said in an interview Monday at his home that he has been persecuted by the Rwandan government because his wife is Tutsi and he protected her and her family during the killings.

“I’m not hiding; I was never involved in genocide,” Munyakazi said in an interview Monday at his home. “In my conscience, I am free of any guilt.”  (Read more here.)

B.S. Report–Hmmm.  In his conscience, he is free of guilt.  That doesn’t tell you very much.  Often, one’s own conscience can be the least reliable place to turn.  Some of the worst people and most vicious murderers throughout history were free of guilt–in their own consciences.  We may never know whether the good professor was involved in a genocide.  Even if it’s true, he may still qualify as one of the less radical professors at the college.

“Cockfighting”…Do We Really Have To Ask Who’s Involved In This? This Time…Yes.

Cockfighting...it doesn't get much more primitive than this.

Yes, we know there is the occasional Michael Vick story about dog-fighting or other kinds of cruelty towards animals…and individual Americans are no better than anyone else, but when you hear a story about “cockfighting,” admit it, you can almost be sure that we’re talking about an hispanic activity.

But that’s not always the case.  The guy who put on the “event” was named Barry Ritter, and he was charging the largely hispanic audience $25 to view the spectacle.  The guy ought to be drawn and quartered.

Bloody Cockfighting Raid in NC Nets 73 Arrests

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — More than 70 people have been arrested in a cockfighting ring that secretly gathered in central North Carolina to watch a $40,000 tournament so gruesome that one of the roosters splattered blood on the investigators’ search warrant, authorities said.

Deputies didn’t expect to find so many people crammed into three chicken houses that had been cleaned out to provide hidden parking spaces and a cockfighting pit, Randolph County Sheriff Maynard Reid Jr. said in an interview Monday. Authorities arrested 73 people, ranging in age from 16 to 79, and charged them all with cockfighting and cruelty to animals, both felonies.

Reid said several others escaped after fleeing a back door during the raid Saturday afternoon at the site about 15 miles southeast of Asheboro in the center of North Carolina.

“I had no idea it would be this large,” Reid said. “I’ve raided these things before and (if) you get 20 or 25 people, you’ve got a big crowd. I thought that this was unreal.”  (more.)

These derelicts build little gladiator stadiums to hold their torture tournaments.

B.S. Report–You can also be fairly certain that we’re talking about a lot of illegal immigrants.  Along with dog-fighting, cockfighting is such a colossolly barbaric activity–don’t even dare call it a “sport.”

Unfortunately, this just leads perfectly into an immigration question.  What kind of people are we letting into this country that we have enough individuals who would support this activity all over the country?  I’ve now seen these raids on cockfighting take place in New York, Louisiana, California and Tennessee.  And will ICE even deport these miscreants?  Probably not.

Shocker…Daschle Withdraws Nomination…”I Will Not Be A Distraction”

This might delay us getting universal health care---heaven forbid!

WASHINGTON (AP) – Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination on Tuesday to be President Barack Obama’s Health and Human Services secretary, dealing potential blows to both speedy health care reform and Obama’s hopes for a smoother start as president.

“Now we must move forward,” Obama said in a written statement accepting “with sadness and regret” Daschle’s surprise request to be removed from consideration. A day earlier, Obama had said he “absolutely” stood by Daschle in the face of problems over back taxes and potential conflicts of interest.

Daschle, the former Senate Democratic leader and a strong backer of Obama’s presidential bid, said he would have been unable to operate “with the full faith of Congress and the American people.”

“I am not that leader, and will not be a distraction” to Obama’s agenda, he said.  (more.)

B.S. Report–This may come as a shock to you Tom, old pal–you never were that leader and you never operated with the full faith of Congress and the American people!  You were always a heel and a snake-in-the-grass; but a true-blue Democratic Party hit-man.

This from the White House:  “The bar that we set is the highest that any administration in the country has ever set.”  Maybe so. And so far you’re further away from meeting that bar than any administration in history!

Kobe Bryant Sets Madison Square Garden Scoring Record…61 Points versus the Knicks last night…

I don’t care if you hate Kobe, or hate basketball, the guy is pretty amazing.  I won’t bore you with a story but here’s the highlights if you want to see them.