Yearly Archives: 2009

‘Che’ Star Benicio Del Toro Walks Out Of Interview With Washington Times, ‘I’m Uncomfortable’


It’s so typical of Hollywood that their default position is to use their artistry to make movies about the most reprehensible thugs and depict them as sympathetic and heroic.  Then, when they’re asked a few serious questions about why they salute such people by making movies about them, they either run away, or wrap themselves up in the persecution mantle.  Benicio Del Toro chose the former route, he ran.

Benicio Del Toro, plays an often heroic "Che" on screen, plays the "Road-Runner" in interviews.

Benicio Del Toro, plays an often heroic "Che" on screen, but plays the "Road-Runner" in interviews.

When the Washington Times had the audacity to ask Del Toro a few questions about Che Guevara’s role in the Cuban and Bolivian revolutions the “heroic” actor said, “I’m getting uncomfortable.  I’m done.  I’m done.  I hope you write whatever you want.  I don’t give a damn.”  And off he ran. (Story here.)

(B.S. Report-Then the on-screen movie hero burst into tears and was handed a handkerchief by one of his aides.)

The movie, which runs over 4 hours long, is a romantic account of Guevara “The Revolutionary” and now folk hero.  It also tends to omit some of the slightly darker sides of his character, like, the dozens of murders and executions he presided over.

The article mentions that following the screening in Cuba, the audience reacted with “much applause.”  Duh.  In Cuba they don’t hold up polite “Applause” signs like we do here in the states.  They are a Communist regime–they hold up “Applause, Or Else” signs.  It also helps to have a well-armed military there just to make sure everyone’s “enjoying” the picture.  What a joke!

By the way, if you’re interested in reading a true account of the life of Che Guevara, you can pick up the excellent biography written by Humberto Fontova, “Exposing the Real Che Guevara.”

Great News! It’s Not Your Fault You’re…Uh, Fat–You Caught That Darn Fat Virus That’s Been Going Around!


Shocking British Study Says Obesity Can Be “Caught”

OBESITY can be “caught” as easily as a common cold from other people’s coughs, sneezes and dirty hands, scientists will claim today.

Researchers believe that an airborne “adenovirus” germ could be causing the fat plague that is blighting Britain and other countries.

As many as one in three obese people may have become overweight after falling victim to the highly infectious cold-like virus, known as AD-36. (Read more.)

"It's Not Our Fault, We Caught The Fat-Bug Virus From Her!"

"It's Not Our Fault, We Caught The Fat-Bug Virus From Her!"

"I Can't Wait To Get Rid Of This Damn Virus!"

"I Can't Wait To Get Rid Of This Bloody Virus!"

B.S. Report

I know this sounds like great news to a whole lot of people, and I hate to rain on your parade, but I’m always skeptical of studies like these.  It just seems like an excuse not to take responsibility for your own actions.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m no scientist and I’m not doubting their findings (well, not completely), it may be true, but to what degree do you blame the virus for your obesity?  Does the virus come dressed up as a chocolate pie? Or a Big Mac?

This is going to provide us with some pretty handy excuses.  I can hear them now:  “Yep, put on a few lately, I think I touched a contaminated doorknob last month.”

On the positive side it does open up a whole new avenue of pick-up lines.  Hi ya honey.  Wow!  That’s some virus you’ve been fighting.  How long have you had it?

This Is Going To Drive Nancy Pelosi Nuts…California Woman Gives Birth To Octuplets!


Quick lady, hide your babies, she’s coming!

Sad news today for Nancy Pelosi as a California woman welcomed 8 new money-burners to the world.  Pelosi, who just yesterday explained her views that less children is good stimulus for the economy.

Another Sad Day For Pelosi

Another Bad Day For Pelosi

Eight Is Enough!

BELLFLOWER, Calif. (AP) — A woman gave birth to eight babies in Southern California on Monday, the world’s second live-born set of octuplets.The mother, who was not identified, gave birth to six boys and two girls weighing between 1 pound, 8 ounces and 3 pounds, 4 ounces, doctors at Kaiser Permanante Bellflower Medical Center told The Associated Press.

The hospital had scheduled a Caesarean section for seven babies, but doctors were surprised by the eighth. (Full story here.)

Recession? What Recession? Welcome To Super Bowl XLIII in Sunny, Tampa, Florida: ‘The Lap Dance Capital Of America’


While many businesses are floundering in the present economic atmosphere…there is one “hot spot” in one city, in one particular industry– and they expect this to be a record-breaking week.

Welcome to Tampa–The Lap Dance Capital of America!

Hi Honey, I bet you're a Gemini...Just Shut-up and put a $20 in my G-String!

Hi Honey, I bet you're a Gemini...Shhh! No talking allowed. Just put that $100 in my G-String please!

Road to Super Bowl XLIII flanked by 43 strip clubs

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) –There’s Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret.

There’s Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen’s Club. In fact, there are, by one count, 43 strip clubs in the Tampa metropolitan area – one for each Super Bowl. And the week of Super Bowl XLIII is to Tampa’s naughty nightlife what Black Friday is to America’s shopping malls.

All the exotic dancing joints have earned Tampa a bawdy reputation – the lads’ magazine Maxim even put it on its top 10 list of best U.S. party cities a couple years ago, based mostly on the two score and more night spots to see naked or nearly naked women. (Read more.)

Super Bowl Bonanza

"Remember, my G-String is equipped to handle all cash transactions; my boots will accept all major credit cards and debit cards. And don't you dare exploit me by offering any cash currency under $20. Thank you."

Chicago, You Can Rest Easy; Your City’s In Good Hands, Your Police Force Is On The Job!


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14-Year-Old Boy Impersonates Cop; Goes On Patrol

One of the biggest police forces in the United States is struggling to explain how a 14-year-old duped officers into believing that he was a genuine crime-fighter and was sent out on patrol for five hours.

Chicago Police admitted that it had been fooled by the boy, who walked into the Grand Crossing District station dressed in a police uniform and pretended to be a member of the force from another part of the city. (Read more.)

B.S. Report–In a related story, here’s Chicago’s new police chief.

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Senator Oprah? She Couldn’t Be Any Worse Than The Rest Of Them…Besides, If It Got Her Off T.V…


"If I give you the seat, can I be on your show?"

"If I give you the seat, can I be on your show?"

Looney and crooked Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, charged with attempting to sell the Senate seat formerly warmed by President Barack Obama, said he considered offering the seat to talk show queen Oprah Winfrey.

Blagojevich said on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Monday that a friend of his had suggested asking Winfrey to fill Obama’s seat.

“She seemed to be someone who had helped Barack Obama in a significant way become president,” Blagojevich said. “She was obviously someone with a much broader bully pulpit than other senators.” (Read more of this silliness here.)

"Sorry, Blago, at present I'm only considering the office of "Dictator."

"Sorry, Blago, I'm only considering the office of "World Dictator."

B.S. Report–Shhh!  Don’t tell anyone but our super-secret sources discovered that Governor Blagojevich also approached two other equally qualified candidates in addition to Oprah.

Gumby decided the schedule wasn't "flexible" enough.

Gumby decided the schedule wasn't "flexible" enough.

Big Bird said, "The office would be an insult to his image and dignity."

Big Bird declined saying, "The office would do irreparable harm to my image and my dignity."

Freedom Quote Of The Day


“Freedom is a fragile thing and never more than one generation away from extinction.  It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people.  Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again.”

–Ronald Reagan

Pelosi Defends Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars For Family Planning As ‘Stimulus’


Incredibly Inept Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Eye-poppingly Inept Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

(This From Drudge)

Family Planning Services Reduce Cost

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi boldly defended a move to add birth control funding to the new economic “stimulus” package, claiming “contraception will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.”

Pelosi, the mother of 5 children and 6 grandchildren, who once said, “Nothing in my life will ever, ever compare to being a mom,” seemed to imply babies are somehow a burden on the treasury.

The revelation came during an exchange Sunday morning on ABC’s THIS WEEK.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hundreds of millions of dollars to expand family planning services. How is that stimulus?

PELOSI: Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children’s health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those – one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.

STEPHANOPOULOS: So no apologies for that?

PELOSI: No apologies. No. we have to deal with the consequences of the downturn in our economy.

B.S. Report

So, lets get this straight Madame Speaker…the way to improve our economy is to have less of these:

"We're sorry Madame Speaker for draining the Treasury"

"We're sorry, Madame Speaker, for draining the Treasury."

That’s okay toddlers, you’re not the problem…but we know who the problem is…and we even found their hideout:

The Real Burden On The Treasury Is When This Place Is In Session

The Real Raid On The Treasury Happens Whenever This Place Is In Session.


Some Kind Of Monster Is Eating Up Liberia And Sending Terrified Villagers Fleeing From Their Homes!


Is it?

No, The Threat To Liberia Is Far Worse Than A Giant (Make-Believe) Lizard

No, The Threat To Liberia Is Far Worse Than A Giant Lizard!

Or Could It Be?

No, It's Not Rodan, The Flying Japanese Dinosaur

No, It's Not Rodan, Japan's Favorite Flying Dinosaur.

Then I Guess It Has To Be…

No Way, I'm Just An Oversized Monkey

"Don't Blame Me, I'm Just An Over-sized Chimp!"

No, here is the real culprit that is threatening crops and vegetation throughout Liberia and raising the spectre of a food, health and environmental emergency in West Africa:

THE BLACK CATERPILLAR

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid...Tens of millions of black caterpillars can do a lot of damage.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid...Tens of millions of these can do a lot of damage.

Read the story here.  You can also look for the major motion picture, “Caterpillars!” coming out this summer…NOT!

Hmmm, What Could They Possibly Be Aiming At?…Oh Wait, There Is This One Place Just 987 Miles Away


Just about 925 miles to paydirt

Iran tests air-to-air missile

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran’s state television says the country has successfully test-fired a heat-seeking air-to-air missile.

The Sunday report quotes air force chief Gen. Hasan Shahsafi as saying the missile has a range of 62 miles, or 100 kilometers. The report did not elaborate.

Iran periodically announces missile tests to demonstrate the self-sufficiency of its defense industries.

Iran launched an arms development program during its 1980-88 war with Iraq to compensate for a U.S. weapons embargo. Since 1992, Iran has produced its own tanks, armored personnel carriers, missiles and a fighter plane.

Paydirt!

Iran: About 925 Miles Away From Paydirt!